Things I Learned From Rush Night

Author: DavidJones  //  Category: Random

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Friday September 11, 2009 was an exciting night! Here are a few things I learned from Rush Night:

- Videos aren’t as enjoyable when you watch them sideways and backwards

- When everyone tries to include “funny credits,” sometimes they’re just not funny

- Kyle Saunders, Matt Deckard, and Caleb Jones are awesome!

- Black leggings can make you feel incredibly hot and cold at the same time

- I am NOT a size 4

- Teachers and faculty members who have a good sense of humor are a gift to us all

- I can’t hang out with Shane Huey anymore

- Just because I’m wearing skin-tight Under Armour and tights doesn’t give you a reason to scream at me like some piece of me…Courtney Edwards

- I think Freshman are scared of me

- Apparently I’m a cross between Billy Mayes and Al Borland, meaning…

- I need to shave

- We are Arminians, my friend

- Dr. Jon Forlines is one of the funniest people I know…seriously

- Jacob Riggs can’t tackle very well

- After 4 takes of Jacob Riggs trying to tackle you, you get a pretty bad headache

- Swings are fun no matter what your age

- When you haven’t eaten in 10 hours, Chili’s is awesome!

- Chili’s with friends is even awesomer!

- Twitter feeds are the new Top 10 Lists

- I’m so thankful I don’t have to wear a coat and tie to work

- Jacob Riggs is going to be a father

- Not really

- Unity among students is a beautiful thing

- Adrien Brody and Halle Berry have nothing on Tina Tolbert and Alex Check

- Parachute pants will NEVER go out of style

- It’s never a good idea to drink bottled water that’s sitting backstage and half-empty. But…sometimes you just gotta do it!