The Top 10 Greatest Modern Christmas Songs

Author: DavidJones  //  Category: Music

After yesterday’s list that will make you rip your ears and eyes out and question why some artists still have a job, today’s list turns things around. For Day 4, I am bringing you the Top 10 Greatest Modern Christmas Songs. This includes songs that have been written over the past 30 years, and also modern renditions of some of the great Christmas classics. I hope you enjoy!

Top 10 Greatest Modern Christmas Songs

10. “Believe” – Josh Groban
Typically, I’m not a fan of fluffy feel-good Christmas songs (as evidenced when I listed “Christmas Shoes” as the Most Annoying Christmas Song). But there’s something about this hit from The Polar Express that I love. Whether it’s the incredible vocals of Josh Groban or the childlike aim to “just believe,” this song has become an instant Christmas classic. Released in 2004, it has become the 17th most downloaded Christmas song of all time and has been downloaded more than any of the songs featured on Groban’s Christmas album, Noel.

9. “In the First Light/Do You Hear What I Hear?” – Todd Agnew
Transitioning from the vocals of Josh Groban to Todd Agnew may be like transitioning from filet mignon to fast food, but this song is incredibly powerful. Agnew’s Christmas album, Do You See What I See? is unlike most Christmas albums. It actually tells the story of Christmas from start to finish, focusing on God’s redemption of mankind. This song is the finale and explains what the birth, death, and resurrection truly means.



8. “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen” – Barenaked Ladies and Sarah McLachlan
A group of Canadian guys just had to pick that name for their band, didn’t they? Ugh. I learned a rough lesson many years ago: Never ask your grandparents for a “Barenaked Ladies” album for Christmas. They had a serious discussion with my parents. Anyway, with the added vocals of Sarah McLaughlan, this is a great version of the classic song. Simple music, but a song I love to hear during the Christmas season.

Check out a sample of the song here: http://amzn.to/dKm0nR

6. “The First Noel” – Josh Groban and Faith Hill
I could probably put every Christmas song by Josh Groban on this list. The man is amazing! This duet with Faith Hill is the best version of this song I’ve heard. Their voices sound so pure and even the high notes sound effortless.

Check out a sample here: http://amzn.to/egZ90t

5. “Silver Bells” – Kenny G
Who would have thought a Jewish saxophone player would make the top 5 on a Christmas song list? Although he produces some really laughable songs, this is by far one of the greatest instrumental pieces of Christmas music. When I hear it, it immediately makes me feel like Christmas is coming soon. It also reminds me of the sax playing at the end of SNL during the mid 1990s, but that’s just random.

4. “Christmas Canon” – Trans-Siberian Orchestra
I’ve always been a huge fan of Pachelbel’s “Canon in D.” TSO took a wonderful classic from the 1600s and turned it into something incredible. Although this doesn’t contain their usual screeching guitar riffs, it does contain a choir that really helps bring the song to life. In 2004, the group added to the song with “Christmas Canon Rock.”

3. “All I Want for Christmas Is You” – Mariah Carey
Did this one catch you off guard? People may laugh, shake their heads, or roll their eyes, but let’s be honest, it’s a great song that most everyone recognizes. It’s been covered by John Mayer, Shania Twain, Miley Cyrus, and even My Chemical Romance. And recently, it became the most downloaded Christmas song of all time. You may not like Mariah Carey, but this may turn out to be a classic Christmas song that has more staying power than Mariah.

2. “O Holy Night” – David Phelps (Live)
This is my favorite Christmas song of all time. It seems like people either master it or butcher it; there’s no in between. After listening to many different versions and arrangements, I’m convinced this is the best version you can find. And to think this is Phelps doing this live…incredible! Also, don’t over look the incredible piano part by the late Anthony Burger.

1. “Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24″ – Trans-Siberian Orchestra
As you probably already know, this is a medley of “Carol of the Bells” and “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen.” As much as I didn’t want to repeat an artist, TSO deserves to be on this list twice. With this arrangement, Trans-Siberian Orchestra took classic Christmas songs and cranked up the amps to put Christmas right in your face. This is a song that’s still enjoyable in July. Whether you love the scaling guitars, the pounding piano, or the opening lines of the cello, this is a song that can be enjoyed by everyone…or almost everyone! Watch the video below…and be glad you don’t like next door to that guy!

Honorable mentions:

“The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)”
“I’ll Be Home for Christmas” – Michael Buble
“God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen” by MercyMe
“Greensleeves” by Lynard Skynard (Trust me, it’s not what you think!)
“When a Child Is Born” – Il Divo
“Stille Nacht” – Mannheim Steamroller
“Angels We Have Heard on High” – Brian Setzer Orchestra



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Top 10 Worst Christmas Covers

Author: DavidJones  //  Category: Music

Today is Day 3 of the Top 10 Christmas Song Lists. Today’s list comes from Benjamin Braun, a musician who has an ear for the excellent…and then the stuff on this list. Before you continue reading, I cannot stress this enough: In no way do I support, endorse, or promote the following artists and/or the butchering they have done to our beloved Christmas songs…and neither should you. What you are about to read is not for the weak at heart. Ladies and gentlemen…

The Top 10 Worst Christmas Covers of All Time

10. “O Come All Ye Faithful” – Twisted Sister
Reality TV. Holiday album. Hair. There are a number of ways that signature 1980’s frontmen can eradicate their own integrity. With the exception of celebrity ice dancing (I’m looking at you Vince Neil) Twisted Sister’s Dee Snider has capitalized on them all. Not surprisingly, this track from the egomaniacally-driven Twisted Sister Christmas album (aptly entitled “Twisted Christmas”) is neither joyful nor triumphant. It’s more…awful and repulsive. Sampling the Twisted Sister hit “We’re Not Gonna Take It” (as opposed to the other Twisted Sister hit) this adaptation only confirms that the glam metal insurgence into the Christmas hymn genre was a void better left unfilled.

9. “White Christmas” – New Kids on the Block
Bing Crosby’s version of this Irving Berlin song still stands as the best-selling single of all time. For some reason, the New Kids’ version didn’t have the same success. It wasn’t often the guys gave Jonathan the spotlight. Turns out, they had the right idea. This gem from the NKOTB Christmas album, “Merry Merry Christmas,” is reminiscent of a high school Christmas talent show…though in a way, that’s exactly what “Merry Merry Christmas” was. Still, it’s much better than the preceding track: “Funky Funky Xmas” (thanks, Donnie).

8. “Jingle Bells” – Kenny Chesney
Much like footie Christmas pajamas and stocking caps with fluffy balls on them (barring the ironically cool ones sported by hipsters, snowboarders, and hipster snowboarders), singing “Jingle Bells” for the entertainment of others is really something you should give up when you turn eight years old. And since I don’t really want to hear about margaritas and senoritas when it’s nine degrees outside, Kenny Chesney music ranks up there with citronella candles, pool noodles, and ice cream trucks as things that are just weird and better left avoided during the non-summer months.

7. “Santa Baby” – Rev Run, Puff Daddy, Snoop Dogg, Salt n Pepa, and more

Yes. This exists. I don’t…it’s just so…wow.

6. “The First Noel” – Crash Test Dummies
I can’t seem to find exactly where self-mocking irony stops and genuine 90’s cheesiness begins. Donning footie pajamas (I thought we covered this) the commercial Canadian grunge quintet that brought us heartfelt lyrics like “mmm mmm mmm mmm” and “mmmmmm mmmmmm” really outdid themselves on this 1991 holiday rendition.

5. “Jingle Bell Rock” – Billy Idol
Elvis did it. David Bowie did it. Naturally Billy Idol would jump at the opportunity to do a rock version of a Christmas song—although judging from this video, his rhythm section was exceptionally less enthusiastic. Unfortunately, despite its name, “Jingle Bell Rock” falls somewhere between “Baby I’ma Want You” and “Truly Madly Deeply” on the scale of rockiness (which goes to eleven by the way). For Idol, it may be a nice day for a white wedding (and a white hairpiece), but it will always be a lousy day for a white Christmas [cover]. Side note: doesn’t he kind of resemble the Green Goblin?

4. TIE: “O Holy Night” – Mariah Carey & “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” – Christina Aguilera
While there’s no denying the power behind this diva’s instantly-recognized vocals, [Mariah/Christina] takes ["O Holy Night"/"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"] to new heights in flashiness and subsequently new lows in my ability to listen to it. With countless runs and unnecessary signature [high notes/angry sounding growls], [Carey/Aguilera]’s interpretation of this otherwise great Christmas song is like adding a giant inflatable Mickey Mouse snowglobe to a nativity scene. It’s tacky, it doesn’t fit, and it’s wrong on so many levels. In addition, I would appreciate it if she steered clear of acting for a while. I still haven’t forgiven her for [Glitter/Burlesque].

3. This space is hereby reserved in the event that Nickelback ever releases a Christmas album.

2. “I’ll Be Home for Christmas” – Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan’s Christmas album is about as good as one would expect a Christmas album by Bob Dylan to be. I know. He’s Bob Dylan and he’s earned the right to do essentially whatever he wants without the fear of a public or critical backlash. But he’s probably not reading this anyway. If nothing else, this abomination proves that even America’s most respected artists are subject to a bad Christmas cover (or twelve). On a related note, let’s just say with his cover of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”, Bruce Springsteen should consider himself lucky that this isn’t a top 11 list. If you want to hear a sample of it (and I highly suggest you do) or if you want to buy it (and I highly suggest you don’t) click on this link for some Christmas splendor: Bob Dylan singing “I’ll Be Home for Christmas”

1. “Winter Wonderland” – Jessica Simpson and Ozzy Osbourne
Quick, think of two over-exposed artists that should never collaborate on anything including, but not limited to, the world of holiday music. If you said Jessica Simpson and Ozzy Osbourne, you win. Unfortunately, since this union of punchline-inducing MTV reality TV alumni is actually non-hypothetical, we ALL lose. Together, Jessica (of tuna-eating fame) and Ozzy (of bat-eating fame) produce the most awkward holiday pairing since Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sinbad.

Tomorrow…

The Greatest Modern Christmas Songs/Renditions

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Top 10 Most Annoying Christmas Songs

Author: DavidJones  //  Category: Music

It’s Day 2 of the Christmas song lists. Hope you enjoy!

Top 10 Most Annoying Christmas Songs

10. “Happy Xmas (War Is Over)”
Many people think song is a celebration of the end of the Vietnam War. In reality, it is a protest song about the Vietnam War. When this song was released, the US was heavily involved in the war. I’m all for Christmas music that talks about spreading good cheer, but I’m not a big fan of Christmas music that dips into the realm of politics. When protest gets involved, there’s no doubt that the true meaning of Christmas is lost. On top of that, the blending of Yoko Ono’s shrieks with the children’s choir make this an incredibly annoying song.

9. “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas”
Gayla Peevey, the voice that made this song famous, was only 10 years old when this song was recorded. While I’ll be the first to admit she sounded incredible for a 10 year old and had outstanding vibrato, she also had a very whiny voice that gets on your nerves after a few lines. Not only does the song refer to both hippopotamuses and hippopotamuseses, but it’s also about a hippopotamus! Enough said!

8. “Same Old Lang Syne” by Dan Fogelberg
The lyrics to this song read like a Facebook status or a time line on Twitter. It gives details of the most meaningless things and calls that a verse. Curious what I mean? Check out some of the lyrics:

Met my old lover in the grocery store
The snow was falling Christmas Eve
I stood behind her in the frozen foods
And I touched her on the sleeve

She didn’t recognize the face at first
But then her eyes flew open wide
She went to hug me and she spilled her purse
And we laughed until we cried.

We took her groceries to the checkout stand
The food was totaled up and bagged…

When you can’t find lyrics to finish a song, just include every possible detail you can think of. This song shouldn’t even be considered a Christmas song. It only mentions Christmas Eve and that isn’t even the point of the song. However, stations continue to play it this time of the year to remind us that sometimes high school relationships are as good as it gets [Editor's note: heavy sarcasm!].

7. “Wonderful Christmastime” by Paul McCartney
Who would have guessed that two Beatles would appear on this list? I’m not quite sure what Paul McCartney was thinking when he recorded this song. It sounds like something that could be created on a $35 keyboard in your parents’ basement. With the mix of 1970s synthesizers, it contains one of the worst sounding choruses of all time, and later a jolly McCartney singing “Ding dong, ding dong.”

6. “Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer”
Have you read all the lyrics to the song? Grandma gets run over and killed and the family takes it just fine. No big deal. Apparently she was drinking too much egg nog, not taking her medication, and wandering around aimlessly. This song isn’t fun. It’s family neglect! Grandma is dead and no one cares! Very disturbing. Not to mention, it’s backwoods hillbilly music.

5. “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”
Even though the song is innocent, in the kid’s mind, he just saw his mom cheating on his dad with Santa. But no worries for the boy. Just plenty of laughs. Riiiiiight.

4. “Santa Baby”
When I hear this song, it makes me feel dirty. It seems like it turns Santa and Christmas into something sexual and deviant aka the opposite of what Christmas is about! And sorry…but NO video for this one.

3. “The Little Drummer Boy”
“Pa rum pum pum pum” are not real lyrics. They’re not even words. Well, “rum” is, but that clearly has nothing to do with the song. I don’t know why but this song has always annoyed me. Maybe because it takes a biblical story and adds a fictional character. Maybe because I’m never seen an ox and lamb keep time. Maybe because drums can’t be used in worship (kidding). I don’t know. Here’s a very awkward encounter between Bing Crosby and Davie Bowie:

2. “Last Christmas” by Wham!
If you’ve ever made it through the entire song, more power to you. Although it was written by Wham!, the song comes across as a whiny pop song that Taylor Swift would write about an ex-boyfriend. And surprise surprise…Taylor Swift HAS covered it. How bout focusing on THIS Christmas and getting over it? It was a year ago. Time to move on. This song has a resemblance of cruise ship karaoke and screeching your fingernails across a chalk board. Here to prove just how bad this song really is, ladies and gentlemen, Ashley Tisdale!

1. “Christmas Shoes” by Newsong
This is difficult to put on here because I’ve met and talked with the band many times and they are incredible guys and incredible musicians. I love 99% of their music and their concerts are always great. However, this song makes me hate shoes. I’m not big on “feel good” and “make you cry” Christmas songs. Also, if Momma is about to die, shouldn’t the boy be at the hospital and not buying shoes? And doesn’t he know Momma can’t take those shoes to heaven with her? (I’m being ridiculous. Don’t hate me.) Actually hate me if you want, but when “Christmas Shoes” is being performed live in July, I have reason to make it #1 on my list.

Still to come…

Greatest Modern Christmas Songs
Worst Covers of Christmas Songs
And maybe more…

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Top 10 Theologically Rich Christmas Songs

Author: DavidJones  //  Category: Uncategorized

During this week leading up to Christmas, I will be posting a different Top 10 List each day focusing on a different aspect of Christmas music. Today’s Top 10 List comes from Ben Plunkett. You can visit Ben’s blog at http://plunkett1.wordpress.com/ or find him on Twitter @Plunketting

The Top 10 Most Theologically Rich Christmas Songs

I’m no Carologian, but I’m guessing thousands of Christmas songs and hymns have been written these past 2000 years. And Christian Christmas songs continue to be written. I did not review them all. Therefore, every Christmas song and hymn ever written is not represented here. I simply reviewed the songs I have heard or come into contact with.

10. Mary, Did You Know?

Mark Lowry composed the words to this song in 1984. I’ve never been a Mark Lowry fan, but you gotta admit the guy is pretty talented. The entirety of this song is a huge question—and a great one at that. It addresses Mary. Did she truly comprehend the immense magnitude of what was happening? Did she know the nature of Jesus life-changing existence? Did she really understand that her Son would renew the very fabric of existence? Did she know that He would even be renewing His own mother? Did she know that her Son would someday rule not only the whole world, but the whole universe? Sometimes the questions are just as important as the answers. This song proves that.

9. What Child Is This?

The words to this song were composed in 1865 by William Dix.

Picture this: The scene is a little stable full of livestock. Shepherds adoring the baby as He sleeps on His mother’s lap. Pretty cute scene, right? What an amazing fact that the little baby that lay in the manger was God Himself! A casual onlooker would be shocked to know that this baby was none other than Christ the King! That is the surprising picture this song paints. This innocent babe who lay in this humble stable before these humblest of citizens was the Messiah of the universe!

The baby slept. In the second stanza He is referred to as “the silent Word.” Even as a sleeping, silent baby He was pleading for sinners.

Hold your breath, the theology of this list is about to get deeper, a lot deeper.  (Help, I’m drowning in theology!)

8. Dost Thou in a Manger Lie?

The words of this song were composed by Jean Maubern in 1494. It was translated into English by Elizabeth Charles in 1868.

This song pictures an individual questioning the infant Jesus Himself. This person is asking why the Creator and Master of the universe is lying in a humble manger. In the second stanza Jesus replies. This is not to be taken as if it actually happened. It is a hypothetical situation in which the infant utters the reply He might give to the questions. He says how “pitying love for fallen man” compelled Him to come down because we were a “race deep lost in sin.” He did more than become like a man. He identified with us completely. The “sinner riches” became His as well.

In the last stanza the inquiring individual responds to Jesus’ reply. The response is rejoicing. I picture this as the nonbeliever who has just heard the beauties of the gospel message. As always, it is God Himself who does the convincing work.

7. Thou Didst Leave Thy Throne

The words to “Thou Didst Leave Thy Throne” were written in 1864 by Emily Elliot.

The primary point of this song is the tremendous humility God expressed by lowering Himself for our benefit. He left His heavenly throne to come as a man to save us. He did this for us yet room for Him was not even made in a humble inn. We should all be entirely embarrassed that our human representatives showed gratitude toward our Lord in this way. But this was far from the last time humanity would be hard on Jesus. From beginning to end, the earthly life of our Lord was a huge burden. The beginning of the third verse makes an allusion to Matthew 8:20 in which Jesus referred to all earthly creatures as having a place to rest except Jesus Himself. He was saying that His life was a difficult one and those who followed Him could expect the same.

We rejected Jesus while He was on earth. However, the song goes on to reveal that we can be redeemed. No room was made for Him in a humble inn, but we can freely choose to make room for Him in our hearts—forever!

6. Hark! A Herald Voice Is Calling

Many are unfamiliar with this great song. It is a very old hymn written first in the 5th or 6th century. It was translated into English by E. Casswall in 1695.

The song is filled with beautiful, theological imagery. In the first stanza a herald urges us to cast away “dreams of darkness.” The second stanza refers to Christ as a “Sun” who “shines up on the morning skies.” The third stanza calls Christ “the Lamb so long expected.” He “comes with pardon down from heaven.” Finally, the fourth stanza tells how our “defender” will one day return in glory.

It is more than beautiful. It tells the whole story, the whole truth. The third stanza wonderfully urges us toward the ideal response: “Let us haste, with tears of sorrow, One and all to be forgiv’n.”

5. O Come, O Come Emmanuel

This song was written in the 12th century. In 1851 John Neale translated it into English.

Look at all the names of Jesus presented in the song: Emmanuel, Rod of Jesse, Day-Spring, Key of David, Lord of Might. These are all tremendous names. Yet the writer chose to focus primarily on the name Emmanuel. Why is this?

The name Emmanuel means “God With Us.” The name showed that Jesus was more than a good man who did some good things. It showed Him to be the divine Messiah, God Himself who came as a man to save us. And that is what the song is praising. It is praising and glorifying in the fact that God came to be with us. He came to save us. He came to “ransom captive Israel” and “lonely exile.”

Yes, we rejoice that He freed us from “Satan’s tyranny” and the “depths of hell.” He came to give us “victory o’er the grave,” to “disperse the gloomy clouds of night,” to “death’s dark shadows put to flight.” But greater still He came to “open wide our heavenly home” and to “make safe the way that leads on high,” and to “close the path to misery.”

It is significant that the final stanza recalls the giving of the Law to Israel. God gave the Law that revealed sin. Now He was coming to give a law greater than that Law. He would give a new law in the form of Jesus Christ. Now we are no longer bound to the ancient Law. We are therefore no longer bound to sin. We have been set free through Jesus Christ. We have been reunited with God to live for and with Him forever.

4. O Little Town of Bethlehem

The words of this song were written in 1867 by Phillips Brooks. The words came to him one night as he rode from Jerusalem to Bethlehem by horseback to deliver a Christmas Eve message.

To be honest I’d never held this song in very high esteem—until I really read the words. The first couple of stanzas are very good but really nothing special. The last three stanzas of the song put it in this high place on the list.

The third stanza speaks of a “wondrous Gift.” This is obviously Jesus who “God imparts to human hearts the blessings of His heav’n.” The gift, “the dear Christ enters” into the hearts of the “meek souls” (those who are humbled in their weakness and depravity) who “receive Him still.”

The fourth stanza personifies some key elements. It speaks of “misery” crying out to the child for help. It speaks of “charity” (love) standing watch and “faith” holding “wide the door.” This event causes a disturbance in our wretched world. “The dark night wakes” and “the glory breaks.”

In the fifth stanza the speaker begs God to make this be true. He begs God to “descend to us,” to “Cast out our sin,” to “enter in.” He asks God to not only be born in Bethlehem but to be “born in us today.” As we have seen Emmanuel means “God With Us.” That makes it significant that the speaker ends his plea by referring to Jesus as our Lord Emmanuel.

3. Let Heaven and Earth Combine

The words of this song were composed in 1744 by the inimitable hymnist and Methodist co-founder Charles Wesley. Let me just say that when it came to theologically rich hymns, Wesley was the man. Two of his Christmas songs have earned a place in the top five here.

There are songs and stories written with such precision, skill, and knowledge that it boggles the mind. This is such a song. No word is wasted, no phrase is needless. Every phrase of every stanza is dense with divine meaning. This song might very well in itself in itself convince a sinner of the truth of Christ. Every word of this relatively unknown song is so noteworthy. Here it is in its entirety. Enjoy!

Let earth and Heaven combine,
Angels and men agree,
To praise in songs divine
The incarnate Deity,
Our God contracted to a span,
Incomprehensibly made Man.

He laid His glory by,
He wrapped Him in our clay;
Unmarked by human eye,
The latent Godhead lay;
Infant of days He here became,
And bore the mild Immanuel’s Name.

See in that Infant’s face
The depths of deity,
And labor while ye gaze
To sound the mystery
In vain; ye angels gaze no more,
But fall, and silently adore.

Unsearchable the love
That hath the Savior brought;
The grace is far above
Of men or angels’ thought:
Suffice for us that God, we know,
Our God, is manifest below.

He deigns in flesh t’appear,
Widest extremes to join;
To bring our vileness near,
And make us all divine:
And we the life of God shall know,
For God is manifest below.

Made perfect first in love,
And sanctified by grace,
We shall from earth remove,
And see His glorious face:
His love shall then be fully showed,
And man shall all be lost in God.

2. Hark! The Herald Angels Sing

The words to this song were written by Charles Wesley in 1739.

Christmas tunes are great, but sometimes they can be distracting. Sometimes in singing these hymns we do not realize the beauty of the theology of what we are singing. Yes, Christmas music is great, but Christmas is really in the words of our Christmas hymns. (That being said, Christmas ain’t over until I’ve heard some Jingle Bells Rock.) The popularity of the tunes of these last two songs sometimes keeps us from considering the awesomeness of their theology. The last two songs in this list are so perfect I’m not going to offer much in the way of commentary. Do your best to hone in on the beauty:

Hark the herald angels sing
“Glory to the newborn King!
Peace on earth and mercy mild
God and sinners reconciled”
Joyful, all ye nations rise
Join the triumph of the skies
With the angelic host proclaim:
“Christ is born in Bethlehem”
Hark! The herald angels sing
“Glory to the newborn King!”

Christ by highest heav’n adored
Christ the everlasting Lord!
Late in time behold Him come
Offspring of a Virgin’s womb
Veiled in flesh the Godhead see
Hail the incarnate Deity
Pleased as man with man to dwell
Jesus, our Emmanuel
Hark! The herald angels sing
“Glory to the newborn King!”

Hail the heav’n-born Prince of Peace!
Hail the Son of Righteousness!
Light and life to all He brings
Ris’n with healing in His wings
Mild He lays His glory by
Born that man no more may die
Born to raise the sons of earth
Born to give them second birth
Hark! The herald angels sing
“Glory to the newborn King!”

1. O Holy Night

Placide Cappeau de Roquemaure composed the words to this song in 1847.

O Holy Night is by far my favorite Christmas song secular or Christian. I suppose, then, that I might be wrongly biased in placing it here. I doubt it, though. I’ve gone over and over the song through the years. In my mind its beauty and perfection are unmatched in Christmas hymns. I present to you numeral uno on my list:

O Holy Night! The stars are brightly shining,
It is the night of the dear Saviour’s birth.
Long lay the world in sin and error pining.
Till He appeared and the Spirit felt its worth.
A thrill of hope the weary world rejoices,
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn.
Fall on your knees! Oh, hear the angel voices!
O night divine, the night when Christ was born;
O night, O Holy Night , O night divine!
O night, O Holy Night , O night divine!

Led by the light of faith serenely beaming,
With glowing hearts by His cradle we stand.
O’er the world a star is sweetly gleaming,
Now come the wisemen from out of the Orient land.
The King of kings lay thus lowly manger;
In all our trials born to be our friends.
He knows our need, our weakness is no stranger,
Behold your King! Before him lowly bend!
Behold your King! Before him lowly bend!

Truly He taught us to love one another,
His law is love and His gospel is peace.
Chains he shall break, for the slave is our brother.
And in his name all oppression shall cease.
Sweet hymns of joy in grateful chorus raise we,
With all our hearts we praise His holy name.
Christ is the Lord! Then ever, ever praise we,
His power and glory ever more proclaim!
His power and glory ever more proclaim!

Coming later this week….

The Best Modern Christmas Songs
The Worst Covers of Christmas Songs
The Worst Christmas Songs

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Bridalplasty: Reshaping “Perfection”

Author: DavidJones  //  Category: Ethics, Pop Culture, The Church

I wish I was making this up.

When I saw the commercial, I thought it couldn’t be real. It had to be some “fake” advertisement that would run on The Soup or some other show that takes shots at pop culture, right? Wrong.

The show: Bridalplasty. Its aim: A reality show where 12 engaged women compete to win a dream wedding and plastic surgery, with the emphasis being more on the plastic surgery than the actual wedding.

Here’s how the show/game is played: The winner of each week’s challenge gets one plastic surgery procedure from her wish list. The winner of the competition gets a wedding of her dreams and multiple plastic surgery from her wish list. (If this sounds similar to Fox’s 2004 show, The Swan, it should. The same doctor who performed the surgeries on The Swan is the doctor behind the surgeries on Bridalplasty.)

On the flip side, the groom does not even get to see his bride until the wedding day, where she reveals her new look.

Yes, this is real.

Engaged women are actually competing to win plastic surgery. No, not Lasik eye surgery. Not surgery to repair broken bones. Surgery to enhance features that are otherwise working properly.

And how is E! marketing this show? With this promo: “Every bride wants to look her best on her wedding day but for the women competing on E!’s new series, Bridalplasty, only perfection will do.”

It’s not a surprise that I find this disgusting, insulting, and degrading. The message it sends is vain and self-serving. Think about the end of the promo line again: “Only perfection will do.” It’s not talking about intellectual perfection. It’s not talking about personality perfection. It’s not even talking about natural physical perfection. Its definition of “perfection” is an unnatural alteration performed by a surgeon to create or enhance something.

Although ratings were low for the premiere episode, it still brought in over 900,000 viewers. Viewers were fed the lie that perfection comes in physical appearance; being who God made you to be in never “enough.”

Some writers weighed in on the show. Mark A. Perigard of the Boston Herald said:

The show feeds “the idea that a woman’s worth is based on attaining the perfect physique by any means.”

Chris Spargo of Hollywood Life commented:

Bridalplasty’s “whining blonds” are “almost all in perfect shape” yet they still feel compelled to obliterate their “minor imperfections.”

Again, I wish I was making this up.

Unfortunately, it’s all too true. We have a show featuring attractive women in near perfect shape, who already have a significant other, competing to win plastic surgery procedures.

Or maybe we should call it what it really is: A pseudo-reality show featuring women with low self-esteem, competing to win plastic surgery that will give them the false hope of attaining emotional and physical perfection.

I have to ask, why would anyone go on this show? Even more, why would someone who is engaged go on this show? The only answer I can find is that these women must be so insecure and dislike themselves so much that they’re looking to find fulfillment wherever they can. Obviously these already-attractive women haven’t found fulfillment in themselves. They obviously haven’t found it in their fiances. What they don’t see is that they won’t find it in their surgeries either. When the show is over and the cameras are turned off, these women may see a different person in the mirror, but they’ll still dislike the person they see on the inside.

If you are the parent of a teenage girl or if you are a young woman yourself, think about the message this show is sending to females everywhere. This show feeds into the lie that physical appearance is everything. It doesn’t matter who you are on the inside as long as you are beautiful on the outside.

The real reality is that what you look like on the outside pales in comparison to who you are on the inside. Unfortunately, so many people refuse to believe that. They are willing to sacrifice their character, money, and even safety in hopes of “feeling” like a new person. It saddens me that there are hundreds of thousands of women around the world who are willing to waste money on changing the exterior, because they know fixing the inside will hurt even more than the surgery.

I wish I was making this up.

Sadly, this has become a “reality.”