Have you ever seen a guy do something totally stupid like hit on a girl with a cheesy pickup line, drive a car with spinning rims that were made out of cheap plastic, or try to impress his friends with a mullet? We all have. In fact, we’ve all probably done something that stupid, or watched our friends do something that stupid, giving us reason to say, “Don’t be that guy!” Thus, today we have our first installment of “Don’t Be That Guy.”
The guy who sees a 30 second trailer for a movie and says, “That movie is gonna be awesome!!!—don’t be that guy.
The guy who uses “bro”, “bromance”, and “Broseph” more than once a week—don’t be that guy.
The guy who plays air guitar during a live concert—don’t be that guy.
The guy who spends more money on Axe Body Spray than groceries–don’t be that guy.
The guy who owns every season of The Girls Next Door on DVD–don’t be that guy.
The guy who comments on girl’s Facebook pictures with “hot”, “sexy”, or “OMG”—don’t be that guy.
The guy who puts a new sub in his Honda Accord and sits outside Arby’s with Jay-Z blasting trying to pick up teenage girls—don’t be that guy.
Any guy with a dirt stash—don’t be that guy.
The guy who gets around “No Shirt, No Service” by wearing a beater to The Cheesecake Factory—don’t be that guy.
The guy who goes to the pool in a t-shirt and jeans and just stares—don’t be that guy.
The guy who calls everything “gay” because using two syllables is too difficult—don’t be that guy.
Any guy over 30 who shops at Abercrombie—don’t be that guy.
The guy who follows Megan Fox on Twitter and tells everyone he knows that they’re friends—don’t be that guy.
The guy who still quotes South Park—don’t be that guy.
The guy who says he reads Maxim for the articles—don’t be that guy.
The guy who reads every plot description of every movie at Redbox—don’t be that guy.
The guy who is blushing and claiming he didn’t rip one—don’t be that guy.
The guy who invites girls over to “my place” aka his “parents’ basement”–don’t be that guy.
The guy whose lifelong goal is to catch every Pokemon–don’t be that guy.
The guy who hasn’t opened a book since he got one signed by a UFC fighter–don’t be that guy.
Tags: Don't Be That Guy
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Is it bad that several guys I know popped into my head while I was reading this? Hmm…
You should start a “Don’t Be That Girl”.
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:11 pm
“Hi! My name is Katie!” – Don’t be that girl.
September 3rd, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Don’t be those people who try to have a conversation while driving cars side by side on the road. I actually got stuck behind those people today.
September 14th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Man, this blog is kind of racy. I like it.
September 14th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
So Funny!