A couple weeks ago I took a few shots at my gender with my post entitled “Don’t Be That Guy!” Well ladies, today it’s your turn. Without further ado, I give you “Don’t Be That Girl.”
The girl who trashes Britney Spears…and dresses just like her—don’t be that girl.
The girl who wears stiletto heels and a miniskirt to a baseball game–don’t be that girl.
The girl who thinks showing cleavage is a God-given right–don’t be that girl.
The girl who thinks Twilight should be nominated for Best Movie Ever–don’t be that girl.
The girl who breaks up with a guy so she can “date God” but dumps God 2 weeks later so she can date a different guy–don’t be that girl.
The girl who tries to show off her underwear in a way that looks like she stuck a slingshot down the back of her pants–don’t be that girl.
The white girl who actually thinks she looks good dancing and singing to rap–don’t be that girl.
The girl who only goes on dates cause she’s low on money and needs a free meal–don’t be that girl.
The girl who thinks she can actually sympathize with characters on Sex and the City–don’t be that girl.
The girl who thinks Katy Perry and Lady Gaga are disgusting but knows every word to their songs–don’t be that girl.
The girl who texts more than talks during a date–don’t be that girl.
The girl who has no problem proving she can out-burp any guy–don’t be that girl.
The girl who has her wedding date picked out before she’s met her groom–don’t be that girl.
The girl who constantly talks about her old boyfriend while with her new boyfriend–don’t be that girl.
Any girl who has ever said a Lifetime movie was “well done” or “deserves a sequel”–don’t be that girl.
The girl whose Christmas lists consists of the words “Prada” or “Coach”–you won’t be my girl!
The girl who thinks Matthew McConaughey is a good actor–don’t be that girl.
The girl who constantly says “Well at least you don’t have to go give birth!”–don’t be that girl.
The girl who can’t believe it’s not butter–just kidding. You can be that girl.
Tags: Don't Be That Girl
September 29th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
The girl who tells you to leave her alone, then screams at you for abandoning her.–don’t be that girl
I am a girl and I still don’t get that one.
September 29th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
What a horrible article, whether it be serious or not!
September 29th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
The purpose of this post is satirical. Some of the things listed, such as the Lifetime movies and Prada and Coach comments, are goofy and ridiculous and just for a laugh.
Other comments, like those dealing with modesty, are meant to send a message to girls that they don’t have to conform to our culture’s standards and become what society tells them they have to become. They don’t have to dress immodest and buy into the world’s definition of entertainment. There’s no value in them becoming “that girl.”
September 30th, 2009 at 8:40 am
I’m loving this!!! I wish all girls could read it!
September 30th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Really? Someone gets mad at humor?
Maybe Seriously? is that girl.
October 6th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
The girl when out on a date claims to be not very hungry so orders just a salad, and then reaches over and eats half of your food! – don’t be that girl.