Signs You’re Addicted to Pop Culture
Author: DavidJones // Category: Food, Movies, Music, Pop Culture, Random, Youth Culture
Signs You’re Addicted to Pop Culture:
- You’ve cooked from an Easy-Bake Oven…twice!
- You tried to install a flux capacitor in your car
- You didn’t fall asleep during Star Wars Episodes I-III
- You know which musician used to star on You Can’t Do That on Television
- You actually remember You Can’t Do That on Television
- You’re convinced MacGyver and Jack Bauer are blood brothers
- You tried Crystal Clear Pepsi and liked it 
- You know the connection between Dr. Pepper and Chinese Democracy
- You remember the pain of stepping on a Lite-Brite peg
- You actually took the plastic off your Ruben Studdard album
- In your heart, Madden football games will always be 2nd to Tecmo Super Bowl
- You remember the show “Today’s Special”
- You were a Chuck Norris fan before it was cool to be a Chuck Norris fan
- You still use the phrase “Show me the money!”
- You had slits put in your sideburns to look like Vanilla Ice
- You owned a slap bracelet and remember when your teacher told you they weren’t allowed in schools
- You bought “pumps” cause Shaq wore them 
- You still wear purple striped shirts tucked into beltless acid washed jeans with white tennis shoes to look as cool as Zack Morris
- You call it the “Oceanic 7″ because you consider yourself part of the cast
- You main source of conversation is with a Furby
Tags: Addicted to Pop Culture, Chuck Norris, Crystal Clear Pepsi, Easy Bake Oven, Lite-Brite, Pop Candy, Pop Culture, Pumps, Slap Bracelet, Star Wars, You Can't Do That on Television, Zack Morris
November 25th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
What?! U mean Jack and MacGyver AREN’T related?! And yeah, I tried Crystal Clear Pepsi and did NOT like it. By the way, I sleep peacefully at night now, knowing that someone else knows about “Today’s Special”. Oh, and gee, thanks for the “shout-out”… :P
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:19 pm
OK, I watched You Can’t Do That on Television, but I’m not sure which musician was on there. Was it Alanis Morrisette? I think maybe that’s right….